Been refered to as a greaser a few times. Willy your right a 3 dayer will lay a good coat on. You start to fry on the 3rd day it sounds just like bacon. You'll also shead like a snake 3 days after your able to cut the grease off.
I thought maybe you'd spilled some of that QuickSilver in your boat...I spilled a little last summer and my hands still bead water from where I cleaned it up. I guess I won't ever have to worry about my hands dry-rotting.