gooday my friends it has been a while since i have posted a comment,i say sorry for that but ive been busy busy busy i got to thinking how my ark theory was being rejected or dismissed by the one sided religious people,who say its not important,well i informed them that without the ark mankind would not be here,noah and his clan we are told were the only surviving humans to repopulate after the floods so if i present my theory and its highly plausible then the whole context of the rest of the bible is in doubt,well as i said ive been busy,my crew and i went to the huge football oval near the city we marked out the arks given size,that is 90 cubits long 45 cubits wide 65 cubits high now according to bible info their is two definitions of the cubit they call the short one and the long one for the benfeit of the christians i used the long one which by todays measurement is 22 inches per long cubit,once it was marked out and i must say it was big but by all means not gigantic,i ask my uni mate frddy if he had collated his animal assignment that is that we are told all of todays species were herded onboard freddys job was to collect the data on all living species excluding derivitates of species,mutations,and direct genes of all animals thus making sure he had only the original species of this earth,freddy seeked the assisstance of his unis bioligy master to collate info which i might add raised his masters eyebrows but not enough to have him come out to our experiment and to also spend 6 weeks collating the requiered info,next jen had to give me the width measurements of each and every animal within a minimal perecentage of error i told her to allow for the animals to be around 1 year old this way we could assume a good breeding time in their life upon release,now we mark,out the floor plen and with our measurements we begin the top floor was as we understand noahs area and food storage,guess what out of the 3701 species only 1040 could we fit in,but it gets better miners are told in the case of the fatal methane gas leak drop to the floor cover your mouth and nostrils as methane rises very quickly and so the miners are instructed to crawl never stand otherwise its death with all these animals on board the methane gas from urine and shit would of produce very huge fatal amounts daily rising up to noah and we read he never opened the one window to the very last part of the 40 days and 40 nights in all accounts they were dead,as for the meat eating species we ask ourselves this the ark had to be filled with greens and grain by request of god now were all meat eaters changed to herbivirious then upon release grew the appropiate teeth and then become meat eaters,as for the 1000s of sea creatures we all know if you put a sea species into fresh water its dead quickly and vice versa and as we read the earth sustain complete coverage with fresh water no mountains nothing everything covered,so if one has any limited amount of intelligance he or she would see this ark story is a story and now we can conclude that because of the significant part the ark played in the bible story is false then every other bit must be looked as as a story thats not me being vengeful no that taking the absurd and trying to create possibilty in the face of conjecture and in this case i feel i have supplied enough to arouse suspicion on the validity of the bible thank you for you patience keith0

Hey Keith,
Grace, mercy, and peace, from God our Father and Jesus Christ our Lord.

Good job of looking into Noah's Ark story. Seems the evidence kinda makes it evident such never happened, so only a fable; Yet when scientists searched the whole earth for one thing common to man, prior to Y2Ks, they found the only thing was a legend of the flood. Go figure.

Let's notice some things people seldom notice about this story, besides the dimensions of the ark:

- seems the story is just allegory, perhaps about "God" is not "LORD", but two contrary Commanders of Noah about loading the ark: God said 2 of each will do to keep seed alive, but LORD said clean by 7's & unclean by 2's. Seems LORD may have intended to sacrifice clean & repopulate with unclean. Seems God never saw any as unclean...

- seems, as the story goes, clever Noah did both: all God commanded, and all LORD commanded: Gen 6 & 7. Well, then that's 9 of each. So obviously a lot more shit than if only 2 of each. LOL...

- seems Noah got inducted into the hall of shame (not fame) in Hebrews 11, listed among them who all died and received not the promises. OOPS. Seems Hebrews 11 concludes this God provided some better thing for us, than for them. Yet isn't that duality & partiality.

Does the only true God have any duality or partiality? Not.

Seems why Apostle Paul told both Bishops Timothy & Titus to stop giving heed to fables.

The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ [be] with you all. Amen.

Thank you for your response much appreciated i don't mean to upset the multitudes but faith is a emotion and does not put bread on the table faith has a outstanding way of creating blindness to reality faith is good but dangerous have faith but never let reality go beyond recourse thanks buddy h

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